Several months ago, a friend recommended eating Vegans as a sixty-day challenge. I accepted the challenge and it has changed how I’ll eat for the rest of my life.

No coffin please, just wet, wet mud.

Well, folks, it’s that time of the night again, your roommates have all gone to bed and you’re left alone with nothing but your phone, your drunken thoughts, and that crushing sense of regret and shame.

The American Pandemic Cookbook By Stanley Greene Cheap and Delicious Tomato Soup With Sock

We finally caved

Everycunt, I will go with thee.

Now obviously we don’t want to cause anyone pain or discomfort by stealing their necessary medicine but…

Everybody knows a covidiot, damn, you’re probably a covidiot yourself!

I have a list, and it’s getting longer.

It’s time to face the facts people.

Many of my American friends will tell you that the repercussions of drinking moonshine greatly outweigh the benefits. This goes against everything I believe about alcohol.

A thought experiment