It’s been seven months now, mindlessly tweeting whatever random thought pops into your head.
Things like “might make a sandwich”, or “Does yogurt go bad?”. You didn’t really think much of it, after all, each tweet got about 4 likes, and at this point any validation is more than welcome. You certainly don’t have anyone else to share your thoughts and concerns with, do you? Well now you’ve logged on and realized you have a new follower. Yup, it’s that person that left you seven months ago. Don’t panic, now is your chance to subtly remind them of all of your good qualities and win them back.
We still think you should maybe look into getting medication or trying therapy though. This really isn’t a good look for you.