Such a gullible race
What to digest to fill in
the empty space
They’re some con-flakes
Weetafix or Conspirafakes
These brain flakes
will introduce us
To other fakes
The President
is going to be impeached
Megan and Harry
are heading for the beach
So his uncle Andrew
can carry on eating peach
The Chinese are carrying a bug
It’s their turn
to miss out on the hugs
They’re giving out
the newspapers for free
So you can have
some conspirafakes for tea

Sean Pirate