Oh yeah? How do you know?

I know you are, but what am I?

That’s not what YOUR MOM said last night!

Is that so? Well let me tell you Mister Know-it-all, I just so happened to KNOW Confucius and he said nothing of the sort!

Cool, cool. So, what did you want to do after this?


Silence, trickster cookie! By what infernal pact know you these things?

You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real mom!

I’m too full to appropriately add “in bed” to this fortune, so could you just go ahead and do it for me (in bed)?

Daniel Galef