Dear Dr. Kim, last time I travelled to Australia I wanted to hang myself for 3 straight days…

It had nothing to do with the fact that they drive 20 kph in the highway, it was the jetlag. I have to go back next month, is there anything I can do to avoid the goddamn jetlag? 

Sincerely, Jetlag Joe

 

Look, kid, jetlag is caused by changing time zones. Time zones are the result of the earth’s rotation against the sun because the earth is round, right? Wrong! There’s your jetlag. The earth is not round, it’s flat, and jetlag was instilled in your brain by the media and the government. No flat-earther has EVER suffered from jetlag. So there you go, embrace the truth and enjoy your trip.

Dr Kim

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