Dr. Kim, I’ve recently got out of a long relationship and can’t get back to normal. My friends are suggesting medication for depression, but I believe that only fucks you up even more. What do you think I should do?

Thanks

Jane Misdressed

 

Your friends are idiots and you are right, medication is not going to get you out of this situation. What will help you is taking all of the sweatshirts from your closet and throwing them in the bin. Depressive apparel is the culprit in 99% of cases. This includes sweatpants, bathrobes, and caps. Burn that shit and let me know how it goes.

Dr Kim

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