It’s not about carbs and it’s not about steaks…

Bovine Joe

Dear Dr Kim, I’ve been thinking about getting into this carnivore diet everyone is talking about but I’m afraid I don’t have the stomach to quit beer. Can I just do the diet and continue drinking beer even though is against the rules?

Dr Kim

I do not just approve of your diet, I encourage it. You see, the carnivore diet is simply about pissing off vegans, it has nothing to do with beer or carbs. You’ll find out that the more people you tell about your diet the more vegans you’ll piss off. This will make you feel better and thus lighter, which is how you get thinner from the carnivore diet.

Dr Kim

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