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Emoji bahahahahahaha This thread has me in stitches!

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 23h

Apparently Kathleen said that this tweet was a ‘genuine typo by a member of staff guilty of tweeting too fast’. Well, I am that member of staff who tweets for Kathleen. And I did NOT make taht mistake. Kathlen makes plenty of her own mistakes let me tell you:

Kathleen McNagle @PoliticalPartyPerson 3h

Apologies to all parties for tweet error on my account earlier. I stopped tweeting personally a long time ago. Genuine typo by a member of staff. Guilty of tweeting too fast. There goes any chance of an invite!! 🙂 KMN

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 23h

I am not the inept bozo she called me in the meeting afterwards.

She tweeted that mistake. She should be glad to have someone like me who can actually string a tweet together and who makes her sound human.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 22h

Well, since you asked so nicely @bonkersforbooks I’ll give you an example of her inhumanness.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 22h

Three weeks ago Kathleen had to go to hospital. In London.It was an emergency.

We tweeted it. We spun it around to show it in its best possible light. Kathleen wasn’t sick, we said. Nor was she in danger. Rountine checkup. That’s what we said it was.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 22h

The truth was that she shoved a pearl up her nose. Not just any pearl. A pearl from the Crown Jewels. From the ROYAL JEWEL COLLECTION. She shoved it right up her left nostril and it got stuck in her snot. And of course no one could know the truth.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 21h

.@newsfromtheworld yes this is the truth. Yes I can verify who I am

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 21h

.@newsfromtheworld yes. DM me.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 20h

.@anarchyupthealley yes, they let her in to the Tower of London. Maybe they wanted to keep her in the tower. I can’t speak for their intentions. Fools though. She could have made off with that pearl. It was a right whopper.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 20h

I have a photo of the occasion. Sneakily taken on my iphone as your not allowed to take pics of the jewls. I might tweet it later.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 20h

She claimed she wanted to look like an Indian princess, with those jewels and nose rings. If you ask me she was lookingfor a way to steal a bloody huge pearl. She has contacts who could sell it for her. Thinks she’s fucking wonder woman so she does.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 21h

. @monkeybusiness rofl I work for her and even I don’t know what theParty does

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 21h

Back in a bit. Am hearing that they heard of this account already.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 20h

Rofl rofl rofl so much right now!

Sinus infection mehole!

Irish Telly News @IrishTellyNews 20h

Political Party Person Kathleen McNagle has expressed outrage at an apparent Twitter troll account claiming she is not fit to run the party.  Ms McNagle, in a statement to Irish Telly News, admitted she was hospitalised during her visit to London, stating she had a sinus infection

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

I switch off twitter to get some shut eye and ye all are driving me crazy.

Don’t DM me your dick pics ok! For all youknow I’m a man. Rofl.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

You want more Kathleen antics?

I got plenty more

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

. @standupforthebabyjesus What’s your issue? I have a right to tellit how it is. Not lying

Sweet Baby J @standupforthebabyjesus 18h

Proverbs 12:22 The LORD detests lying lips, but He delights in people who are trustworthy

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

September 2017 Kathleen was on a visit to a school in, lets just say, in the west. Still up in the north here. And she was asked to join in a race with some parents.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

. @Esmefromtwilightno9 it was a Sportsday. thing.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 17h

. @whymesurewhynot you could say that. Two bundles of cottage cheese bounding down a field. A sight I never want to see again.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

. @gavintcorbett Rofl rofl rofl so much right now! You should pin that tweet. Hysterical. And spot on. But no, I’m actually not from the North.

Gavin T Corbett @gavintcorbett 16h

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Illustration by Andrei Lacatusu

 

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Ever the competitive, Kathleen sets off at a bound. Leapping down the field like a hare at a greyhound track. Closely followed by Some Other Party’s Marysue. Marysue is well able. Take my word.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Marysue takes the lead from our Kathleen and so does everyone else. Kathleen is puce. Her hair is a haystack and her eyes are bulging. She’s like an antichrist. And swearing as gaelige.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Yes our Kathleen actually speaks the lingo. She doesn’tlike anyone knowing that she used Duolingo to go bilingual.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

. @engineno9 Rofl Her theory is that she needs to be fluent for when the natives attack. Her theory is that they will communicate ingaeilic and will win back the north. I know. You never though she was a conspiracy theorist nutjob.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Anyway. There’s Kathleen, full steam ahead. Marylou has already won. Every one else has finished. And Kathleen bowls through them. Arms flailing, legs like a blur, leaving a wail in her wake she ploughs straight down the field and demolishes the stone wall at the end.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Over she goes. And the wall collapses. Mortified for her. They didn’t fix the wall. It’s still there at the end of the fiels and the kids all talk about it. The adults were made sign keep your mouth shut or we’ll kneecap ya documents

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 16h

Over she goes. And the wall collapses. Mortified for her. They didn’t fix the wall. It’s still there at the end of the fiels and the kids all talk about it. The adults were made sign keep your mouth shut or we’ll kneecap ya documents

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 14h

Why am I telling you this? Because that woman lies all the time. But she won’t get away with lying about me. I did not tweet that mistake. She did.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 13h

. @standupforthebabyjesus no. I do not feel bad. She lied. Pay the consequences for that. You should know that being catholic. Or are you lying too. Now f off.

Sweet Baby J @standupforthebabyjesus 14h

You should turn the other cheek. Be the bigger person here. She is only doing her job. You should be ashamed of yourself. Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 10h

Rofl. Marysue is DMing me wanting to know more. All the news outlets, media centres are DMing me like crazy. No exclusives- it’s all going to come out here. Hashtag weallscreamKathleen freepressfreespeach

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 10h

Very not cool man. Keep your pecker to youreslves. @Ivegotacombineharvester

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 10h

I’m going to call out all the stupid bollockses who’ve sent me dicks by DM

@holdonjustaminute @cummuch @banginanal @youaintseennuttinyet @crumpetswanted

Disgusting behaviour

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 10h

Especially the last one. No need for that @nutbuster Anyhow. Yes. I have seen bigger. And shaving doesn’t make it any more attractive. It still looks like a bald monkey’s tail.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 9h

Remember the time Kathleen was helping in the sopu kitchen? Doing her ounce of community work. I have her on video smashing a teapot in temper. Pure temper because she got caught with someone behind the fridges.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 9h

You read that right. Kathleen and an unnamed Person were tongue wrestling behind the fridges like a pair of fifteen year old. This one I might release on exclusive.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 8h

Am getting a lot of threats in the last hour. Threats from government offices, police accounts. If I go down you’ll know they’ve got me.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 7h

I have some more for you Kathleen lovers out there. Kathleen only passed her A levels two years ago. I have a letter to prove it from the dept of eduation. Rofl.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 6h

Think I should lie low for a while. Threats from powers are scaring me and I don’t want to engage with them in case they can trace me.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 5h

I did not say she was stealing the crown jewls

Irish Telly News @IrishTellyNews 5h

Party Political leader Kathleen McNagle has expressed outrage at an apparent Twitter troll account that is claims she attempted to steal the Crown Jewels on her last visit to London. Scotland Yard are currently tracking the account. Dasjfasjf.fe

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 4h

She shoved a pearl up her nose. She tongued some stranger. How am I to know her ulteriour motive? I’m not casting a stone. Im telling a truth. Actions speak louder than words @standupforthebabyjesus

Sweet Baby J @standupforthebabyjesus 4h

John 8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 3h

ROFL LMAO see this RT for a laugh

Kathleen McNagle @PoliticalPartyPerson 3h

Your tweets are untrue and uncalled for. Delete them immediately. I am highly offended and will pursue this matter further. We know where you are. KMN.

Cos Kathleen said so @Kathleenblusters 1h

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