The war on men has reached the moon.

Canada’s ultra PC president JT wants every word in the dictionary to be more inclusive, more romantic, more soothing and peaceful… like cotton kale or bathing in urine to save water. I’m a big fan of hosers and poutine, but moving to Canada nowadays seems like the worst idea ever.

Wonder what other changes he wants to make in the dictionary…

Justin Trudeau: grammar nazi

  • manipulation – that can stay the same, right JT?
  • manslaughter – redemption
  • manifesto – peoplefesto
  • mannequin – humanoidquin
  • manhandle – same
  • manometer – peopleometer
  • manpower – equalpower
  • mandating – womenasking
  • manhattan – humansoffnewyork
  • manifest – peoplefest
  • manicurists – Same, in Justin’s Canada men will be doing women’s nails.
  • mandrill – animaldrill
  • manholes – shitholes
  • managers – humanagers
  • manhood – [delete completly]
  • manhunt – sports

 

Eric Cuevas

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