11 Jan 24hr Kathleen
AmyGaffneyWrites @gaffneyamy 1m Emoji bahahahahahaha This thread has me in stitches!
21 Dec The 7 Deadly Christmas Sins
Lust Your office Xmas party is NOT your chance to finally hit on your colleague. If you haven’t done it during the year, it’s not going to happen tonight. You are a loser. Gluttony You KNOW you are not starting a diet on January ...
21 Dec James Bond Is Dead
It was a regular Sunday evening when Mr Bond approached the bar and spewed his order without even making eye contact with the bartender.
13 Dec Tom Swifties
For Bianca (why won’t you come back?) “Have you got any matches?” Tom asks hotly.
13 Dec 911 Funeral
What a bleeding disaster thought Phil: I’m late for my own brother’s funeral.
04 Dec REJECTED “PRUFROCK” LINES
I grow old, I grow old, I shall eat my tacos with a fork and my pizzas rolled.
29 Nov A Collection of Modern-Day Heroes in the St.Paul Pleasure-Dome
Nelson Mandela stormed into the green room swearing and sweating profusely, his neck was loose and rubbery.
19 Nov Class may divide us, but at least rage is an ever-present: a tooth odyssey
When you have a consistent pain that needs investigating, a crevice that is misbehaving, or a growth that won’t stop growing, you have to seek the advice of a medical professional.
16 Nov Me and Cyclops Visit the Doctor
So I was in with the doctor the other day and I told him I’d a rash on my helmet and it was particularly itchy round my jap’s eye.
13 Nov 16 Porn Versions of Shakespeare’s Plays
1) A Comedy of Eros