04 Dec REJECTED “PRUFROCK” LINES
I grow old, I grow old, I shall eat my tacos with a fork and my pizzas rolled.
29 Nov A Collection of Modern-Day Heroes in the St.Paul Pleasure-Dome
Nelson Mandela stormed into the green room swearing and sweating profusely, his neck was loose and rubbery.
19 Nov Class may divide us, but at least rage is an ever-present: a tooth odyssey
When you have a consistent pain that needs investigating, a crevice that is misbehaving, or a growth that won’t stop growing, you have to seek the advice of a medical professional.
16 Nov Me and Cyclops Visit the Doctor
So I was in with the doctor the other day and I told him I’d a rash on my helmet and it was particularly itchy round my jap’s eye.
13 Nov 16 Porn Versions of Shakespeare’s Plays
1) A Comedy of Eros
08 Nov The UK Government Invites You To Attend The Social Awareness Resort
As part of an initiative to target behaviour deemed hateful or offensive. The Government will be introducing a cultural re-education program aimed at members of the public who display non-politically correct behaviour.
08 Nov Unconventionally Awesome
A man sits in a nearby Subway. He has spilt mayonnaise on his Next Generation commander uniform and is awkwardly trying to wipe it clean with a napkin.
04 Nov The Trouble with Vegans
“The problem with vegans is they’re always going on about being f***ing vegans!” so says any comedian (and now contro-polemist) for the last ten years.
02 Nov Sculpture by the Sea
We went to Sculpture by the Sea in the world famous Bondi beach in Sydney.