13 Nov 16 Porn Versions of Shakespeare’s Plays
1) A Comedy of Eros
08 Nov The UK Government Invites You To Attend The Social Awareness Resort
As part of an initiative to target behaviour deemed hateful or offensive. The Government will be introducing a cultural re-education program aimed at members of the public who display non-politically correct behaviour.
08 Nov Unconventionally Awesome
A man sits in a nearby Subway. He has spilt mayonnaise on his Next Generation commander uniform and is awkwardly trying to wipe it clean with a napkin.
04 Nov The Trouble with Vegans
“The problem with vegans is they’re always going on about being f***ing vegans!” so says any comedian (and now contro-polemist) for the last ten years.
02 Nov Sculpture by the Sea
We went to Sculpture by the Sea in the world famous Bondi beach in Sydney.
02 Nov Warface
Cumbersome emotions are much like loaded guns, however, we appear to point the barrels all too often at ourselves and stare at the sound of self-sabotage in the face, wondering if we’ll hear the bang before it’s over.
22 Oct The Sausage of Concern
A disruptive and unacceptable chain of events was precipitated by the delivery of a sausage to the Housing Office at Spelrow County Council, Main Building.
22 Oct Never Meet Your Heroes
There was a time where our heroes were something to genuinely admire, a beacon of talent, wit, bravery, or beauty.
22 Oct Single and Out
Hi there! Are you single? Me too.